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Horoscopes – Week of March 28

Jayda Anderson

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Aries (March 21 to April 19)

It’s Aries season! Make sure you let everyone know that it is your time to shine.

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

You are going to be met with an aggressive April Fool’s day prank this coming Sunday. Laugh about it and do not take anything too seriously.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

Make sure your spaces are clean. A clean room and car make for better moods and productivity.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

April Fools Prank Idea: Text your mom and tell her she has cancer. She has you. You’re a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)

April Fool’s day is soon. Watch out for Nair in your shampoo.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)

Do not get too nervous over April Fool’s day pranks. Your friends are going to go easy on you this year. Maybe.

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)

Someone has it for you this April Fool’s Day. Watch your back!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)

Your personality itself is an April Fool’s Day prank.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

You do not even have to come up with an April Fool’s Day prank. You already are a fool.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)

Use April Fool’s Day to get revenge on those who have wronged you. You can justify your rude-ness as a prank.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)

Your roommate is going to put a snake in your bed for April Fool’s Day. Watch out.

Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)

For April Fool’s Day, put Nair in a Leo’s shampoo.

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