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Horoscopes: Week of April 25

Jayda Anderson, News Reporter

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Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

School is out soon! Take this summer to travel somewhere and give yourself a well-deserved break.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

Make the best of your current situation and let yourself flourish in your surroundings whether they be the same ones you have been in your whole life or something new.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

This week your life is going to do a complete 180, but for all the right reasons. Look out for great opportunities and take hold of them like your life depends on it.

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)

After finals week it is your opportunity to start completing stuff on that bucket list! Start with something not dangerous so you actually complete the bucket list and don’t die during the first activity.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)

Learn from other’s by sitting back and listening. Pretend you are the FBI person behind your laptop camera.

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)

Something valuable comes your way. For you that’s probably just a lonesome penny found on your way to class. After all you are a broke college student…

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)

Do not let others get under your skin with every little thing they do. Do not be a human volcano and blow up over situations you could otherwise ignore.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

Let things happen naturally. Do not continue trying to force things. Good things happen when you least expect them to.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)

Capricorn? More like Capri-sun because that’s all you should be drinking this summer. You have the maturity level of a five-year-old. Congrats.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)

Your life is going to be like a Lays ruffle potato chip this next week. Really rough and only mildly enjoyable. That’s okay though, next week might be better.

Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)

Hopefully this week money comes your way. When it does, treat it like Mr. Krabs would, don’t ever part with it. Money is precious.

Aries (March 21 to April 19)

Be spontaneous this week! Take each day as its own.

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