Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)

Love has found its way to you. Look around.

Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)

Don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das not good!

Aries (March 21 to April 19)

Don’t pretend to have a date on Valentine’s day. We know you never do.

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

This is your week! Hold your head high and work it!

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

Everyone knows you are putting in effort…..but it’s still not good enough.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

The bro-mance is real! Keep it up!

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)

Love comes in all shapes in sizes. Keep you eyes peeled.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)

Names that start with “B” are the ones to watch out for. One may even find you this week.

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)

The new Fifty Shades of Grey movie will not satisfy your longing for a life partner. Stay away at all costs.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)

Look for the hunk in brown shoes. He is your sole-mate!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

Sexual tension will arise this week. Stay strong!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)

Your true love is a furry friend.