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Horoscopes – Week of February 7th

Morghan Lemmenes, Features Editor

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Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)

Nothing important is going to happen. Might as well stay in bed!

Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)

That weird kid in your 8 a.m. class is going to eat their boogers in class. Go and watch!

Aries (March 21 to April 19)

It’s time to Treat Yo’ Self! Buy yourself something pretty or go away on a trip!

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

Don’t worry the Vikings won’t make it to the Super Bowl today either.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

Your mom called and said you need to call her! She misses you!

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

Nsync is not going to get back together again and there is nothing you can do about it. It’s time to say bye, bye, bye!

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)

A bird is going to come and smack you in the face when you are walking to class.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)

Life tip: saying “Barabra Streisand” will most likely cause a dance party. Use it wisely.

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)

You will witness a group of drunks standing outside yelling their favorite Spongebob moments at each other.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and make everyone wonder how you did it.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

You will slip and fall on ice walking across campus.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)

You know that milk that is sitting in the back of your fridge that you are hoping is still going to be good? It’s really time to throw it out.

About the Writer
Morghan Lemmenes, Features Editor

Morghan Lemmenes works as the current features editor of the Winonan. She is in her first year as features editor, after having been the features reporter for the Winonan. The Winonan is the first newspaper Lemmenes has worked for.

 

Lemmenes transferred to Winona State University before her second year of college from University of Wisconsin-Green Bay and she is majoring in English-Writing and minoring in Film Studies. She has also studied abroad to Edinburgh, Scotland during her first year at Winona State.

 

Along with working at the Winonan, Lemmenes is also a member of Sigma Tau Delta, an English major honor society, a member of National Society of Collegiate Scholars, another honor society and works at the Bookstore on campus. When not at work, Lemmenes enjoys reading and traveling.

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